NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER WHICH MEANS I GET TO REBLOG THAT VIDEO OF THE PUMPKIN DANCE EVERY DAY FOR 31 DAYS
IM TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I FORGOT ABOUT SEPTEMBER IM A FUCKING MORON HOW DID I EVEN GET INTO COLLEGE
why is this getting notes is my shame not great enough already
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Reblogging for future references.
Hey, I mean it could save lives!
making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
ENFPs: Smothering little shits
INFPs: Distracted little shits
ENFJs: Manipulative little shits
INFJs: Poetic little shits
ESTJs: Psychopathic, controlling little shits
ISTJs: Boring little shits
ESFJ: Judgmental bratty little shits
ISFJs: Creepy little shits