asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER WHICH MEANS I GET TO REBLOG THAT VIDEO OF THE PUMPKIN DANCE EVERY DAY FOR 31 DAYS

IM TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I FORGOT ABOUT SEPTEMBER IM A FUCKING MORON HOW DID I EVEN GET INTO COLLEGE

why is this getting notes is my shame not great enough already



back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

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tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY



shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

thedragon98:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

aliciasw0nderland:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

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Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

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Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

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TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

Reblogging for future references.

Yes!

Hey, I mean it could save lives!

(Source: peetaah)




winschestergillerden:

türk kadınları foreva

(Source: senglmerve)




(Source: itsokaysammy)



princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 



2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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(Source: spideys)



MBTI asshole traits

ask-an-enfp:

ENFPs: Smothering little shits
INFPs: Distracted little shits
ENFJs: Manipulative little shits
INFJs: Poetic little shits
ESTJs: Psychopathic, controlling little shits
ISTJs: Boring little shits
ESFJ: Judgmental bratty little shits
ISFJs: Creepy little shits
ENTPs: Stubborn…



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